If you know, you pull.

Tees for people who learned to cold-start with one hand on the key and the other on the knob.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're an independent brand, and every tee is printed on demand by our print partners — orders ship within the United States only.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

We print on Gildan 64000 Softstyle and Bella+Canvas 3001 Jersey cotton tees. Full fabric and fit details are on each product page.

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